Luigi/quotes (2024)

These are quotes said by Luigi.

Quotes[]

From the games[]

• "I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario."
• "What? Stay home and take care of the house? Man, that's not exciting at all!"
• "Mr. Koopa Koot wants my autograph? Me? I guess I'm a little bit of a celebrity after all."
• "I'm a-Luigi, number one!"
• "Ha ha ha! I'm the best!"
• "Luigi time!"
• "Alright!"
• "Mario!"
• "High! Hammer! Thunder! Jump!"
• "Go Weegee!"
• "Okie dokie!"
• "Luigi, Luigi! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
• "Hey, that's-a pretty good!"
• "Let's-a go... "
• "Hoo, ha, hee, heh, hoo!"
• "Pow pow!"
• "Bang bang!"
• "Help meee!"

From the cartoons[]

• "He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse."
• "Poor dinosaur, he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!"
• "Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!"
• [regarding Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it?"
• "There, that oughta hold those fish-brained foes. Now to rescue Mario!"
• "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!"
• "Yeesh, what a mess! Am I glad I don't live here."
• "Hey, thirty-love, Princess! That Fire Plant serving machine sure was a good idea!"
• "YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!"
• "Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place."
• "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we unclogged! Rememberdatimeyalstyafaveritscrewdrivernigaveyaonevmin?"
• "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"
• "Well, like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?"
• "When it comes to food, Mario's got a one-track mind."
• "Nah, I won't leave ya. But you have to promise to behave yourself. And stop callin' me mama!"
• "What's goin' on? Koopa steals money; he doesn't share it!"

From the comics[]

• "That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!"
• "Actually, I had planned on spending the afternoon flossing my teeth."
• "That bird looks sort of like the Princess... IT IS THE PRINCESS!"

From the movies[]

• "I hope the guy downstairs knows where we're goin'."

The Super Mario Bros. Movie[]

• "Hello, Super Mario Brothers!"
• "Thank you for calling Super Mario Brothers Plumbing! It's-a me, Luigi! Ah, if you need service, please-uh text us the same number you just called! 929-55-MARIO! That's 929-556-2746! Message us about any issues wherever you live! House, condo... mansion? And we'll be sure to text you back right away, because at Super Mario Brothers Plumbing, we don't say, 'Let's-a wait!'; we say, 'Let's-a go!' Oh, and uh, check out our website smbplumbing.com! We're still working on it, so.... more updates to come. Buh-bye!"
• "That is not a commercial. That. Is. Cinema."
• "Mario, we got one! THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS ARE IN BUSINESS!"
• "You just got... a-Luigi'd!"
• "Do you think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it?! Because I don't."
• "Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together."
• "Oh no! We're gonna be late!"

Dialogue[]

Mario: You know, sometimes the Princess reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.

Luigi: Sometimes King Koopa reminds me of your ex-girlfriend!

Mario: Hey, Luigi, can't you get any more speed out of this old tub?

Luigi: Keep your mustache on, Mario; we'll be on time for the dinner.

Toad: When I get my hands on that King Koopa, I'll fix his wagon!

Luigi: Hey, what's a-matter with King Koopa's wagon? Is it broken?

Luigi: I fell for hours!

Yoshi: Oh, hours long time!

Luigi: Well, it seemed like hours.

Lion #1: Hey Luigi! You wanna get to work? Break time's over. I'm so starved I could eat a horse, or a plumber.

Luigi: [gulps] One extra-big plate of spaghetti, comin' right up!

Mario: Hey Luigi, you ever notice how clouds can look like other things? Like that one over there, looks sorta like the Princess.

Luigi: Yeah, sure does, Mario. And that one over there looks like Aunt Maria! Hey, but for realism, how 'bout that one over there? It looks just like the Doomship!

Both: THE DOOMSHIP!?

Mario: You always were a fraidy-cat when it came to Phantos.

Luigi: I just hate floating heads. I always think they're looking for a body and they have their eyes on mine.

Mario: You okay, Luigi?

Luigi: I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach.