"I'm a mog! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best riend!" ~John Candy as Barf in Space Balls

I praise the Spirit of the vast Ocean. I praise the Spirit of the Ocean who is beyond understanding. Spirit of the Ocean, I will worship you, as long as there is water in the Sea. Let there be peace in the ocean. Let there be peace in my soul. The Spirit of the Ocean, the ageless one, I give respect. May it be so.~A Voodun Prayer to Olookun

Olookun, Our Heir Apparent

I am Magic's puppy! Newfie people know, I am small for my breed at a mere 25 pounds, but my furless mom calls me a bone head because that is where all my bone went! To my head, and not the rest of me.

My head is so heavy, I find things to rest it on. I am so mellow, that my furless dad says I am "green" because I am energy efficient.

I have not managed to live up to my name, as I HATE the water. I am a water rescuED Newf. I beg to be rescued when I get in the water.